{"id":970,"date":"2022-02-20T20:44:08","date_gmt":"2022-02-21T02:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/?p=970"},"modified":"2022-02-20T20:44:08","modified_gmt":"2022-02-21T02:44:08","slug":"was-there-a-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/2022\/02\/20\/was-there-a-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Was There a Game?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-972 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/football-field-ss-img-300x189.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"189\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/football-field-ss-img-300x189.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/football-field-ss-img-768x484.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/football-field-ss-img-1024x645.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/football-field-ss-img-1320x831.jpg 1320w, https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/football-field-ss-img.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Last week there was a reasonably important football game on television.\u00a0 Whole days and drunken get-togethers are wrapped around this event, so for poops and cackles I will give a run-down how my day went.<\/p>\n<p>First off, I normally do not watch football anymore.\u00a0 I have a few favorite teams, but know few players, so there&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n<p>The ridiculously long pre-game show I did not watch.\u00a0 Nothing but repetitive crap, and I mean crap.\u00a0 Mundane empty interviews.\u00a0 Pedantic player profiles,\u00a0 You get the idea.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;start time&#8221; for the game was something like 5:30 pm, local time.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s just the television start time.\u00a0 The game itself, after the pomp and circumstances, overly-dramatic singing of the National Anthem, absurdly drama-ish flipping of the coin, long drawn-out player introductions, the meeting of a foot on the ball is usually 30 to 45 minutes after that.\u00a0 I skipped that, too.<\/p>\n<p>I tuned in roughly 6:20 pm, the 1st quarter was roughly half over.\u00a0 One team was up 7-0, but I really hadn&#8217;t missed anything.\u00a0 I no longer give a crap about the commercials, either.\u00a0 Look, can we be serious?\u00a0 The commercials have long been over-hyped for at least 30 years.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sorry, but they&#8217;re no longer the big deal so many people still think they are.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so half-time is coming up, just about zero time, so I change the channel.\u00a0 I have no interest in the ridiculously long performances, either.\u00a0 I heard it was good.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t care.\u00a0 I had to give sufficient time so I didn&#8217;t tune back in until half way into the 3rd quarter.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, last play, zero countdown&#8230; switch the channel, I&#8217;m gone.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t need or want mind-numbing shallow post-game interviews, either.<\/p>\n<p>Long story short, why isn&#8217;t it about the GAME anymore?\u00a0 Does anyone really like all that superfluous crap?\u00a0 And don&#8217;t even get me start on the insipid highlighting of celebrities throughout the entire game.\u00a0 Does anyone really care?\u00a0 Anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week there was a reasonably important football game on television.\u00a0 Whole days and drunken get-togethers are wrapped around this event, so for poops and cackles I will give a run-down how my day went. 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