{"id":815,"date":"2020-06-21T13:11:41","date_gmt":"2020-06-21T18:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/?p=815"},"modified":"2020-06-21T13:13:49","modified_gmt":"2020-06-21T18:13:49","slug":"summer-is-here-and-why-thats-not-necessarily-a-good-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/2020\/06\/21\/summer-is-here-and-why-thats-not-necessarily-a-good-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer is here, and why that&#8217;s not necessarily a good thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-816 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/summer.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"174\" \/>Yesterday was the first day of Summer, and The Grump\u00a9 is not happy about it.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t get The Grump\u00a9 wrong, The Grump\u00a9 likes long sunny days just as much as the next (third-)person&#8230; and that&#8217;s why The Grump\u00a9 is not happy about it.\u00a0 Hear The Grump\u00a9 out.<\/p>\n<p>When The Grump\u00a9 lived in California Spring started in mid-February, even in the northern part of the state where The Grump\u00a9 lived.\u00a0 That was nice.\u00a0 Gave everyone plenty of time to enjoy it.<\/p>\n<p>In Iowa, Spring might start in early March or it might start in mid-May, like this year.\u00a0 Iowa has had almost exactly one month of Spring&#8230; and now the days are going to get shorter and shorter for the next six months.\u00a0 The Grump\u00a9 feels cheated.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<p>The Grump\u00a9 loves Iowa, only a few things that suck&#8230; this is one of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was the first day of Summer, and The Grump\u00a9 is not happy about it.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t get The Grump\u00a9 wrong, The Grump\u00a9 likes long sunny days just as much as the next (third-)person&#8230; and that&#8217;s why The Grump\u00a9 is not happy about it.\u00a0 Hear The Grump\u00a9 out. When The Grump\u00a9 lived in California Spring started [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-annoyances","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":822,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions\/822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}