{"id":652,"date":"2019-07-04T21:30:37","date_gmt":"2019-07-05T02:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/?p=652"},"modified":"2019-07-04T21:30:37","modified_gmt":"2019-07-05T02:30:37","slug":"self-reflection-annoyances-and-other-random-oddities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/2019\/07\/04\/self-reflection-annoyances-and-other-random-oddities\/","title":{"rendered":"Self-reflection, annoyances, and other random oddities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-658 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/4882503986_6c60641f9f_b-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/4882503986_6c60641f9f_b-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/4882503986_6c60641f9f_b-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/4882503986_6c60641f9f_b.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Sounds like an album name by Collective Soul, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that&#8217;s a long-winded way of saying, &#8220;Here, let me tell ya&#8230;&#8221;, and I&#8217;m gonna tell ya.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fireworks<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh, where do I start?\u00a0 How about fireworks.\u00a0 July 4th, or 4th of July, or whatever you want to call it.\u00a0 Independence Day.\u00a0 And with that goes fireworks.\u00a0 So many people loooooooooooooove fireworks.\u00a0 I couldn&#8217;t shit care less.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 They do nothing for me.\u00a0 Ok, yeah, they&#8217;re kinda cool, but my reaction is more of a&#8230; \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<p>Being a semi-serious photographer, I totally don&#8217;t get the fascination with fireworks photography.\u00a0 Seriously, what&#8217;s the point?\u00a0 All the photos look close enough to the same that they might as well be.\u00a0 There is no discerning difference from one photo to the next.<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, a story:\u00a0 Many years ago I was leaving Disneyland one night, and while walking to the car the fireworks show started.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not what caught my attention, though.\u00a0 What made me stop and stare and chuckle was all the Japanese tourists&#8230; and if you don&#8217;t see the humor in the stereotype, you&#8217;re hopelessly liberally unfunny&#8230; stopped and ran for a better vantage point and started shooting dozens of photos.\u00a0 What were they hoping to get?\u00a0 Were these fireworks any different from the fireworks they&#8217;d see in Japan or anywhere else?\u00a0 Would they be able to tell the difference?\u00a0 Was it that they were <em>Disneyland Fireworks<\/em> that made them all that more special?\u00a0 The mind boggles.<\/p>\n<p>And of course, right now, all the yahoo neighbors are out setting stuff off and generally having an inbred good time.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Procrastination<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Procrastination is the bane of my existence. That should be my official trademarked slogan&#8230; <em>Ken Boardrow: Procrastination is the Bane of My Existence(tm)<\/em>. Example: When was my last post here? That&#8217;s right, about a month ago.\u00a0 Ish.\u00a0 Oh, I&#8217;ve had plenty of ideas, on an almost daily basis.\u00a0 I even start writing them down on occasion, and get some pretty good stuff set to keyboard.\u00a0 But do I do anything with it?\u00a0 Not often enough.\u00a0 No, I sit and read random Wikipedia articles, learn about the second largest island in Norway, for example, and generally do nothing productive.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Selective Hearing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I hear what I want to hear.\u00a0 Ok, not that literal, but sometimes.\u00a0 If you&#8217;re constantly harping on me, then of course I&#8217;m not going to listen or pay attention.\u00a0 Why would I?\u00a0 I don&#8217;t get anything from it.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, sometimes&#8230; more often than even I like to admit&#8230; I&#8217;m so far off into my own world that I&#8217;m not hearing anything around me at all.\u00a0 The best part is that I&#8217;m probably recreating what I should have said in an argument 30 years ago.\u00a0 Really important stuff.<\/p>\n<p>How can you tell by looking at me?\u00a0 You can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Memory<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My older family and friends can probably relate to this, but my memory is slipping.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t remember things in minute detail like I used to.\u00a0 I have lost count how many times I have had to get out of the car, and go back in the house to get what I forgot.\u00a0 The best part?\u00a0 It&#8217;s almost always sitting right next to where everything else was that I did take.\u00a0 So, apparently it&#8217;s not only memory, but eyesight as well.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conclusion<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What?\u00a0 Oh, tell me tomorrow, I&#8217;ll deal with it later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sounds like an album name by Collective Soul, doesn&#8217;t it? Anyway, that&#8217;s a long-winded way of saying, &#8220;Here, let me tell ya&#8230;&#8221;, and I&#8217;m gonna tell ya. Fireworks Oh, where do I start?\u00a0 How about fireworks.\u00a0 July 4th, or 4th of July, or whatever you want to call it.\u00a0 Independence Day.\u00a0 And with that goes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,10,17,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-annoyances","category-daily-life","category-observations","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":660,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions\/660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}