{"id":628,"date":"2019-04-01T22:24:30","date_gmt":"2019-04-02T03:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/?p=628"},"modified":"2019-04-01T22:24:30","modified_gmt":"2019-04-02T03:24:30","slug":"things-that-annoy-me-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/2019\/04\/01\/things-that-annoy-me-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Things that Annoy Me, Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-630 size-medium alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/teenagers-hate-when-parents-scolding-260nw-1060150202-e1554174977758-300x201.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/teenagers-hate-when-parents-scolding-260nw-1060150202-e1554174977758-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/teenagers-hate-when-parents-scolding-260nw-1060150202-e1554174977758.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>These are just the minor ones&#8230; in no particular order:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A blank page at the end of a Word document.<\/li>\n<li>When the letters stop appearing on my screen and I&#8217;m still typing.<\/li>\n<li>People who slow down to a virtual crawl a block and a half before their right turn, and don&#8217;t use their blinker until they start making a turn. (You had to know there&#8217;d be an Iowa driver reference in here somewhere.)<\/li>\n<li>The constant never-ending list of small pesky things to do&#8230; check one off, two more pop up.<\/li>\n<li>People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle then wander off to look at something, then give me a dirty look when I move their cart.<\/li>\n<li>Forgetting one thing&#8230; every&#8230; single&#8230; time&#8230; I&#8230; leave&#8230; the&#8230; house.<\/li>\n<li>Companies that encourage you to contact them with questions and feedback, then give only the most inconvenient options for contacting them.\u00a0 They don&#8217;t really want to hear from you, but they do need to appear that they do.<\/li>\n<li>Rewards cards where earned rewards expire quickly. &#8220;Quickly&#8221; defined as anything less than one year.<\/li>\n<li>Companies, i.e. cell, cable\/satellite, etc, that won&#8217;t give you the time of day to negotiate a new rate, but then are your buddy offering the world when you want to leave because they wouldn&#8217;t work with you on a new rate.<\/li>\n<li>Gaining weight.<\/li>\n<li>Subscription pricing on software.<\/li>\n<li>The freaking plethora of passwords that I&#8217;m expected to remember. And no two places have the same requirements. Do I need a number or not? Capital letter? A symbol? And are all the symbols available across the board? We don&#8217;t know. And it&#8217;s all over-hyped, anyway.<\/li>\n<li>People who excuse bad behavior in others by saying, &#8220;You should have known better.&#8221;, or &#8220;You made a choice.&#8221; It&#8217;s still bad behavior and shouldn&#8217;t be encouraged or enabled.<\/li>\n<li>Just answer the phone&#8230; (calling customer service).<\/li>\n<li>Non-negotiable terms of service.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>There&#8217;s gonna be a part 2.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are just the minor ones&#8230; in no particular order: A blank page at the end of a Word document. When the letters stop appearing on my screen and I&#8217;m still typing. 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