{"id":224,"date":"2017-12-10T19:35:03","date_gmt":"2017-12-11T01:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/?page_id=224"},"modified":"2022-04-29T23:27:31","modified_gmt":"2022-04-30T04:27:31","slug":"pearls-of-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/pearls-of-wisdom\/","title":{"rendered":"Pearls of Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-229 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PoW.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"177\" \/><strong>Words to Live By<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>29 April 2022: Target is for Walmart shoppers who think they&#8217;re too good to be seen at Walmart.<\/p>\n<p>31 December 2019:\u00a0 Why have experts if we&#8217;re just going to cherry pick what we want to hear anyway?<\/p>\n<p>11 November 2019:\u00a0 All veterans should get Veterans Day off, with pay, and all non-veterans should have to work, even if it&#8217;s their normal day off.<\/p>\n<p>20 October 2019:\u00a0 A lethal dose is a lifetime supply.<\/p>\n<p>29 September 2019:\u00a0 A line of paint on the road has more authority than you or I will ever have.<\/p>\n<p>21 May 2019:\u00a0 If you eat at home and you and your partner have different dinners it&#8217;s considered weird, but if you go to a restaurant and order the same thing that&#8217;s considered weird.<\/p>\n<p>16 March 2019:\u00a0 Social media isn&#8217;t corrupting society, it&#8217;s exposing society.<\/p>\n<p>14 August 2018:\u00a0 Sometimes there&#8217;s just too many annoying things to talk about.<\/p>\n<p>8 June 2018:\u00a0 If you have a Wikipedia page, you&#8217;re either supremely successful, or you&#8217;re a royal screw-up.<\/p>\n<p>13 Feb 2018:\u00a0 Target is for Walmart shoppers who are embarrassed to be known as Walmart shoppers.<\/p>\n<p>15 Dec 2017:\u00a0 Apparently, you can&#8217;t revive a stale doughnut in the microwave.<\/p>\n<p>13 Dec 2017:\u00a0\u00a0 An SUV is nothing more than a glorified station wagon.<\/p>\n<p>10 Dec 2017:\u00a0 People go online to complain. People don&#8217;t go online to praise. As a general rule, of course.<\/p>\n<p>All Pearls of Wisdom \u00a9 The Grump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Words to Live By 29 April 2022: Target is for Walmart shoppers who think they&#8217;re too good to be seen at Walmart. 31 December 2019:\u00a0 Why have experts if we&#8217;re just going to cherry pick what we want to hear anyway? 11 November 2019:\u00a0 All veterans should get Veterans Day off, with pay, and all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-224","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1018,"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/224\/revisions\/1018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kurmudgeon.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}