Words to Live By
11 November 2019: All veterans should get Veterans Day off, with pay, and all non-veterans should have to work, even if it’s their normal day off.
20 October 2019: A lethal dose is a lifetime supply.
29 September 2019: A line of paint on the road has more authority than you or I will ever have.
21 May 2019: If you eat at home and you and your partner have different dinners it’s considered weird, but if you go to a restaurant and order the same thing that’s considered weird.
16 March 2019: Social media isn’t corrupting society, it’s exposing society.
14 August 2018: Sometimes there’s just too many annoying things to talk about.
8 June 2018: If you have a Wikipedia page, you’re either supremely successful, or you’re a royal screw-up.
13 Feb 2018: Target is for Walmart shoppers who are embarrassed to be known as Walmart shoppers.
15 Dec 2017: Apparently, you can’t revive a stale doughnut in the microwave.
13 Dec 2017: An SUV is nothing more than a glorified station wagon.
10 Dec 2017: People go online to complain. People don’t go online to praise. As a general rule, of course.
All Pearls of Wisdom © The Grump.