Mornings. 😐 Ugh. Must we?
*sigh* I guess so. That doesn’t mean we should embrace them, and as such I have come to the conclusion that mornings are derived straight from the pit of hell. Evidence that even Perry Mason couldn’t beat…
- It’s morning and unnatural to wake up before the crack of 10am. (This one is blindingly obvious.)
- Radio station insist on putting the most dumb ass, lame, and inane people on the air.
- Fast food restaurants and convenience stores insist on putting eggs on and in everything. Hey!… some non-egg options for us non-egg people would be nice, too.
- Those annoying cheery morning people… mentally ill, all of you… will respond to tell me to make my own breakfast.
There’s more, but this is a start.