Yesterday was the first day of Summer, and The Grump© is not happy about it. Don’t get The Grump© wrong, The Grump© likes long sunny days just as much as the next (third-)person… and that’s why The Grump© is not happy about it. Hear The Grump© out.
When The Grump© lived in California Spring started in mid-February, even in the northern part of the state where The Grump© lived. That was nice. Gave everyone plenty of time to enjoy it.
In Iowa, Spring might start in early March or it might start in mid-May, like this year. Iowa has had almost exactly one month of Spring… and now the days are going to get shorter and shorter for the next six months. The Grump© feels cheated.
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The Grump© loves Iowa, only a few things that suck… this is one of them.