There’s not much to start with, because, well, the title kind of says it all. So, here we go.
1) Auto-renew: I can manage my payments quite nicely, thank you very much. I don’t need your convenience, which is really you hoping I’ll forget and keep paying for your service long after I’ve stopped using it.
2) Terms of Service (TOS) without ways to negotiate or discuss: You’re either with us or you’re against us. That’s the attitude. Accept our terms, or go away. Raise your hand if you read the TOS on anything. Yeah, I thought so. I don’t either. I already know pretty much what it’ll be… anything that could possibly go wrong will be in their favor, never mine.
3) Double standards in law enforcement: In some states police are allowed to use radar, but you’re not allowed to use a radar detector. Should you ever find yourself in a police interrogation room… er, excuse me, interview room… the police and prosecutors are legally allowed to lie to you, but you are not legally allowed to lie to them. No, fair is fair, level playing field and all that.
4) Credit reports and criteria about YOU that you are not allowed to see: Your credit report virtually rules your life. But do you know how it’s determined? I bet ya don’t. Oh, you have some vague idea, and of course if you pay your bills it’ll be better, but deep down hidden in the shadows you don’t know. And you should. Anything about you should be available to you.
A person should be able to copyright them self so that if anyone wants to do anything at all with your information they have to get your permission, agree to your TOS, and pay you a fee.
5) Buy 2 for $2.00, or 1 at regular price ($1.69): I don’t want two hamburgers. I’m only hungry for one hamburger. I’m in a no-win situation with these “deals”. I feel like I’m being screwed either way. If I get two, I feel guilty for wasting food. If I get one, I’m being price gouged. They’ve already stated they’re willing to take a dollar for their burger, so just sell me one for a buck and otherwise leave me alone.
6) “Convenience” fees: It’s bad enough that you have to pay a fee to your financial institution to pay online, like you’re getting a mother’s note for permission to give them money, but we’ll go for the big enchilada here… concert tickets. Ticketmaster seems to be the worst. They keep adding them on. “Convenience fee”, “facility fee”, “service fee”, fees to print your own tickets, or a fee to have it mailed to you via snail mail. These fees tend to be so overtly bogus that they can’t even think up good names to justify them.
And for your continued entertainment pleasure, here’s a couple blog posts by others specifically about this topic: How do I avoid TicketMaster fees? and Ticketmaster’s new blog: ‘We get it — you don’t like service fees’
7) Celebrating “firsts”: Ok, we get it, something “historical” has happened that we will all promptly forget because it’s really not important. All the truly historical “first” have already happened. Let it go.
8) Companies having websites then making it virtually impossible to contact them or cancel: You get suckered into violating rule #1 above, you agree to auto-deduction from your account. Time passes and you decide you want to cancel, or maybe you just want to give them some feedback, so you go to their website, the same place you signed up, and… wait, where do I find the cancel button? Oh, they hid it from you.
9) Not answering the question: I don’t know what’s worse, the person who won’t answer the question, or the reporter who lets them get away with it by not pressing the issue. Example…
Reporter: “Senator Blowmoney, was that you we saw driving 90 mph on the freeway last night?”
Senator Blowmoney: “Let me reiterate my full admiration and support for our fine law enforcement officers. Theirs is a very difficult job, and I know that each and every one enforces the law fairly and with integrity.
Reporter: <goes onto another topic>
Is it just me? Senator Blowmoney didn’t answer the question. And not only didn’t you press the issue, you completely ignored that he didn’t answer the question. What kind of a reporter are you anyway?
10) Thoughts and prayers: Oh do shut up! We get it, you got nothin’ in the way of actual help or solutions or even meaningful sympathy. Spare me.
Now, of course, I am speaking tongue-in cheek. Maybe. As a more-or-less free market advocate, I do not believe these things should literally be against the law, but they are bogus in concept and should end. I live strongly by the “Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.” ideal.